**Very Limited Supply Available**
When ordering our incredible products, please allow 1.5-3 weeks for delivery inside the United States, we ship using USPS and you will receive a tracking number within the first 7 days of ordering. During holiday season please allow up to 3 weeks for delivery due to high demand.
We will accept returns if a mistake was made on our side (which will likely never happen).
All items must be returned within 30 days and must be unused and unworn. They also cannot be tampered with or damaged by a cat, dog, turtle, goat, dragon, or any other mythical creature or odor.
Trust us, we'll know.
If the worst has happened and you'd like to do a return, please send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org